Super Tweets are tweets that cost bucks. The kind of bucks that will get Snoop Dogg a new gold chain or pay for lunch with another divorce attorney for that Kardashian woman. If you didn't know, you can pay for a celebrity to give your company, brand, product, or whatever a tweet that goes directly to their followers. The amount of money you are willing to spend will of course dictate the level of celebrity. Got big dough, then the hotest celebrities like Kardashian (which one? does it matter? and don't they all look the same anyway?) are at your disposal. But if your budget is on the small side you are left to roll the dice with the likes of Lindsay Lohan who I am sure will fuck it up somehow.

This is ridiculous. This needs to stop. Now.

You can get better results by doing good business, being honest, and evangelizing your loyal customer base by your sheer awsomeness. Try it, you might like it.

Social Media is not rocket science, so stop being lazy.